Gets Up Your Nose And Curls Your Toes - a free excerpt

This goes out to the few billion people out there who have yet to download this irreverent moan at 68 things about modern life that, well, just need to be moaned about.

MAGNETIC INJURIES

You dislocate your shoulder. Or badly bruise your elbow. Whatever the injury, you can bet strangers and friends alike will manage to accidentally but annoyingly knock, bump, scrape or pat the precise zone of pain, however small or obscure it may be.