Free Short Story: Vicious Circle

Vicious Circle

Danny Gibb had a U-bend scar on his face that his girl used to like. Said it gave him character. Made him look hard. But trouble attracts trouble and soon their relationship was in it. The end came the night he hit his girlfriend for the first and last time. Hard on the right side of her face which was the wrong side because it was her good side. He hit her after finding out about
         Dr Hambell, who hadn’t always had letters and women after his name. Sitting in his Harley Street practice, sipping sherry because he’s got bad news for a man whose skin graft was hard work and failed to disguise the scars. Drinking because he knows that success and failure go hand in scalpeled hand. But what the hell? The man’s appointment isn’t until 10.30 tomorrow morning. Why let that spoil tonight? Enjoy yourself. Seek sanctuary at the club, talk women and cricket with
         Gerry Spavins, who despised Australians but loved brandy. Shot a day keeps the doctor away. The season starts in April. The Windies are touring this year. Don’t fancy our chances, old boy. No slouch with the bat in his day was Gerald. Oxford vice-captain, averaged 43 as an opener. Career dreams ended by a back injury sustained delivering a stunning off-break to
         George Wallace, wicket-keeper, teetotaller, Loughborough at the time. Would go on to excel as a botanist until his death at the hands of a driver drunk on eight pints of Australian lager. A driver who ploughed into him on a country road near Heathfield, East Sussex as George examined a species he mistakenly believed to be rare. The jury of eight men and four women found
         Roger Baines guilty, quickly. He served his time and paid his fine, but never drove again. Caught cabs instead, to and from the pub where he downed the drinks the night it happened. He liked the place, no kids, no pool or pinball table. No quiz machine, duke box or women. Just old friends, pork scratchings and the landlord
         David Vine, no relation. Expert pint-puller, glass-shiner, trouble-shooter. Tell Dave your problem, he’ll give you an answer and it might not be the one you want to hear. Boxed as a boy in the rings of East London, did Dave. Nearly made it as a pro until that fateful night against that dude from Up West. Never bet against the black man they said and they were right, because
         Junior Wright had a right that decked people. It earned him local fame and small-time fortune. Childhood on the estates of Hounslow knocked him into shape, quick to get defences up and sharp to get the right out. Was destined to appear on Sportsnight until he fell for a girl who held up the square round number cards and walked round the ring with a smile, collecting stares and wolf-whistles. Short skirts and blonde she was. Strutting, some might say slutting her stuff. Good enough for page three as well as round three ding ding, seconds out. Too much, the beautiful temptress for
         Warren C, ringside and wasted with his mates from Bethnal Green. Look at the tits on that. Give me fifty if I get me ‘ands on them? Nods and smiles and go ons and he made a grab for the prize. Lager had got him thinking he could have her. But little did he know that her father was near her. Sat in the same seat every fight, keeping two eyes on his luvly daughter. Before Warren got the chance to lay clammy hands and salivating lips on her
         Charlie the father pounced and had him pinned to the ground, fist poised to hit face. F-words and C-words raining down like punches until the knockout blow. The pain came again, shooting up the left arm and across the chest, doubling old Charlie over, prompting calls for doctors in houses and screams of women and cries for help that
         Julian Thorpe, city boy, fight lover, quick mover answered. He got to the pay phone first, before the days of mobiles. He did the free three nine business, and cool as a towel wafting a face in the corner did what needed to be done. He had money on the fight. Three-figure sum. Nine nine nine. Easy money, which he had to claim back when the fight was cancelled. Can’t say he felt disappointed. One of those things, old chap. He’d make more easy money in the City on the morrow, where he traded in tailored suits and all-pink or blue striped shirts he always brought from that first class tailor on Chancery Lane, the one that
         Andy Brown tried to rob on another night when he needed money and knew of a bloke in Barking who was after some classy clothes like. Did he know anyone who could get hold of a nice drop of satin, bit posh like? Andy said yeah, course, like, smooth, but he really meant no. But not wanting to let a mate down, you know, and with a bit of experience in the breaking and the entering and the taking line of business, nudge nudge, he decided to do the job himself, and fings was going sweet as like till he was disturbed by a

         PC on patrol. City of London, quiet night, all the sirens coming from Up West along Holborn. Plodding the deadbeat as usual. Past the silver vaults, the high class off licences, the legal offices. Then just saw a trailing black leg and bovver boot disappear through a window. On to the radio quick, calling for backup. ETA five. Be done and gone by then so it’s deep breath and in there alone. Torch on, stop police. In the dark a flash of silver and cutlass motion. The shadow runs with a handful of 16 and a half-inched collars, leaving a U-bend scar for life on the face of PC Danny Gibb.

The Diamond Rush Reviews

You wait ages for one, then two come along at once...

If my Maths serves me correctly, there were 657 days between the 2nd and 3rd reviews for The Diamond Rush on Barnes & Noble. And just 10 between the 3rd and 4th.

My first novel (published in 2011) seems to be finally finding an audience. Hang in there if you've been waiting ages for a review of your book...


BOOK REVIEW: The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo – Stieg Larsson (Translated from Swedish to English by Steven T. Murray)




I’ve always shied away from translated novels. I mean, how do I know the translator has effectively captured the emotion and style and intention and nuance of the originator’s manuscript?

But putting all that bullcrap to one side, this was a pleasurable read, its natural flow leading to me devouring 500+ pages in a couple of weeks – amazing when you consider the previous (shorter) novel I read took me over 2 years to finish (on and off – mainly off).

I picked up the paperback tome for £2 from that sad place all novels end up - on the discount shelves. Had heard of it, of course. It’s been made into a film I haven’t seen. The author died before it was published etc.

For my taste, a little too detailed in places. I could see the author’s research notes literally transferred word for (translated) word to the page. But that’s a minor gripe.

Another, the title. Originally “Men Who Hate Women” in Swedish. Which sounds like the title to a thesis, not a novel. But the English translated title is a little misleading. As it’s not really about said decorated female – although she does feature prominently.

And an immense amount of coffee is consumed during this story, by literally everyone. Pots of it getting boiled and downed at all times of day and night.


But the main character, despite his loose relationships with women and his desertion of his daughter, is likable enough. You want him to succeed, to take down the faceless bad boy tycoon. I just hope the story I read is as close to the story Stieg Larsson intended people to read. We will never know.

****

Brexit. Why every freelancer has already voted Leave.

Brexit schmexit. In, out, shake it all about. The issues are cloudy. Both sides with positives and negatives. Confused? You should be. Here’s the way I see it.

The choice is similar to one most people face in their career at some point: stay under the security blanket of a big employer or take the plunge and go it alone. Over simplistic? Yeah, maybe, but I work in advertising, and making things simple is what we preach.

Stay in Europe and you’re voting for the status quo. Vote Remain and you'll have the security of knowing things won’t change much. You’ll pick up your regular pay packet. You’ll keep paying a bit more in tax, but that’s a price worth paying. You’ll have to put up with some political shit and do whatever the big company's head honcho bureaucrats (whom you’ll never see and who live far away) tell you to do. And some of their ideas are truly baffling. But hey, it’s always been like this and it’s served you well. Better the devil you know, why rock the boat etc.etc.

Leave and it’s a leap into the unknown, like setting up your own business. You’re voluntarily whipping your own safety blanket from underneath you. It’s a big risk and there’s no guarantee of success. If you flop, will a big company take you back? Doubt it in this case. But it’s exciting, this taking the plunge and going it alone. Because risk is exciting. But it’s not for everyone. There’s more work involved. Sure, you might pay less tax, but you’ve got to work harder, do more stuff yourself. Stuff you formerly left to your employer. Can you be arsed?

The question I’ll be asking myself in the booth on June 23rd is: am I more pissed off with the status quo than I am scared by the thought of going it alone?

Jon Lymon

Freelancer

BOOK REVIEW: Transition by Iain Banks



Took me over two years to finish it.
In fact, I started, left it for ages then went back and had to start again.
It's beautifully written, no doubt.
It's a big idea, absolutely. Flitting from person to person, world to world, universe to universe.
But it didn't grip me.
It fascinated. It interested. But it didn't occupy my mind while I was away from the hardback I bought from the bargain section at WHSmith for two English pounds.
I like the boldness. Liked Whit which I read years ago.
This was no classic, but certainly original.

***

REVIEW: ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE! ACAPULCALYPSE NOW Alison Littlewood (created by Stephen Jones)


I'm writing about zombies in my latest.
So wanted to see how other authors describe these dead folk.
Saw this on the shelf in the bookshop. Looked like it was about zombies.
And so it proved.

This was entertaining enough, even if the title was a little confusing, much like the authorship.
Got a bit samey though, when it came to the incessant slaughtering of the undead.
They all deserved it of course, but you need to be rooting for the surviving humans for a book to engage you on an emotional level and, aside for the little kid Ethan who witnesses the zombificaton of his mother and father, I wasn't really.

But I made it to the end in swift time, and it delivers what the cover promises, plenty of blood, exposed guts, sunken eyes, skulls and swords.

**