Child spotted on Christmas morning shakily riding along pavement on new bike with a parent in tow.
The Lesser Known Traditions Of Christmas III
Looks of parental disappointment on Christmas morning as a child disregards expensive toy to play with toy's packaging.
The Lesser Known Traditions Of Christmas II
At the Christmas dinner table during the turkey carving, a middle-aged uncle declares he's a breast man.
Ever wondered what a Christmas tree gets up to in the summer?
Or what they do for Halloween?
No? OK. You won't want to click here then.
SPRUCEY SEARCHES FOR CHRISTMAS
Tales From A Writer's Desk : Chapter 10
Never give up on your writing project. No matter how stuck you get. How unenthusiastic you get. How fed up you get of rewriting the opening chapter. Keep going.
Learn The Months Of The Year With Sprucey
Kids can learn the months of the year, (yes, even February) with this Christmas themed picture book.Available in print and digital formats.
SEE! HEAR! EXPERIENCE! Sprucey Searches For Christmas
Here's a sneak peak inside the NEW children's picture book, Sprucey Searches For Christmas.
If no further gentle persuasion is required to purchase the book, you can do so here:
The digital version is out on 01 December 2020, and available for PRE-ORDER HERE
New Children's Picture Book For Christmas
Chances are, when you read this attempt to sell more copies of this Christmas book for children, it will not be Christmas. Not even nearly Christmas, or just gone Christmas. It could be the start of February, the middle of summer, or the end of October. Good. Because they are the times when this Christmas kids' book is designed to be read.
In fact, probably the worst time to read this book about Christmas, is Christmas.
Why? Well, not wanting to give too much away, it's all about finding the spirit of Christmas all throughout the year (aaaaaaahhhh).
Yes, a wonderfully worthy concept, I'm sure you'll agree. If not, here are a few other reasons to buy this book about Xmas:
* It says Christmas on the front, and a few times inside. That very word is enough to raise a smile. I just said it and I'm smiling.
* It won't take you until next Christmas to finish it
* You don't have to save up until next Christmas to buy it
* It rhymes, although there aren't many words that rhyme with Christmas
* It is one of the few children's Christmas books that can be read any time of year. So when your child tells you what they want for Christmas in February, give them this.
* It's a book that's about Christmas, not for Christmas.
Thanks for reading, And if it does happen to be Christmas when you're reading this, well, happy Christmas.
(Smiles)
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6 Things You Should Not Do To Become A Very Successful Novelist
Let’s start with the painful truth. I’m not a very successful novelist. Moderately successful, yes.
But successful enough to send the day job (copywriting) packing off into the sunset with a raw behind? Nope.
So here’s what I’ve learned in over a decade of not being a particularly successful novelist. A list of 6 quick and easy things you should not do unless you want to risk being in roughly the same place you are now ten years down the line.
DON’T NOT CHEAT WHEN IT COMES TO REVIEWS
I’ve never bought a single review from those ‘suppliers’ who offer to wax lyrical about your book, despite only ever reading the blurb (if that). And look where that honest approach has got me. (By the way, the genuine reviews I have got have been very helpful.)
DON’T BELIEVE THE MYTH THAT HARD WORK WILL GET YOU REWARDS IN THE END
I’ve put in plenty of hard work, late nights, eye strains, cramps in the bottom, etc, and none of it has paid off to any great degree yet. So maybe slacking off and using more comfortable chairs is the answer.
DON’T NOT GIVE UP
These are all awkward double negatives, I know, but it’s the only way to get my message across. I’ve not given up. I’ve kept on writing, but still that breakthrough eludes.
DON’T NOT STOP SUBMITTING TO AGENTS TO PUBLISHERS
I’ve not stopped submitting work to agents and publishers and I still get rejected, or ignored. No biggie.
DON’T NOT FEEL DOOM AND GLOOM OR WONDER IF IT’S WORTH IT
I’ve never felt down about the rejections or non-replies. It’s par for the course. But is this positive, never say die attitude getting me anywhere? Absolutely not.
DON’T NOT PUT LINKS TO YOUR BOOKS WHEREVER YOU CAN
I’ve resisted the temptation to put a link to my best seller here. You’re here to read, not to buy. But maybe you should consider putting links to your books wherever you can. I wish you luck!
New zombie apocalypse novel. Coming soon.
Will the world unite against a common enemy?
jonlymon.com and jonlymon.co.uk in facelift shocker
And not before time, I hear some cry.
Well, don't get upset, it's looking pretty good even if I do say so myself.
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Children's Picture Book Erin Robin And The Hungriest Cat OUT NOW
This children's picture book can be purchased for a similar price to posh cat food and decent bird food from here.
Jack Reacher Book Review. One Shot by Lee Child
I didn't buy this to like it! I bought it to see what best sellers read like. I didn't expect to zip through it in little over a week and actually enjoy it.
Bugger. No, no, no. That wasn't the idea at all.
I was feeling a bit smug at the start as I struggled with the opening. But brave old me persevered and when Jack Reacher finally turned up in the pages of his own book, all six-five, broad expanse of him, dressed like someone out of Miami Vice, I found it a rewarding experience. Although Tom Cruise playing him in the movie??? Let me check Reacher’s description again…
Let’s move on to the writing, which flowed like blood into the drains around the town square where five seemingly innocent people get shot down by a sniper. Lee Child even has his own style quirk, starting some sentences midway through. I like writing quirks. And it's refreshing to find them floating around in the mainstream.
The plot was tight, the writing convincingly American, given the writer hails from my side of the pond. It’s easy to see why the Reacher series is so popular, he’s a likeable outsider, well versed in the stealthy moves needed to evade the various nasties who want to ‘pop a cap in his bottom’ to use watered-down parlance.
Yes, maybe the ending was over a little quickly, but that’s how Reacher likes to operate. Get in, do the business and then get out before any of the ladies he’s impressed try to tie him down.